Gossip Friday: Don’t Got Milk

From July 1940:

I hate to tell this on Clark Gable and Carole Lombard, nor does it seem possible, but when they built their barn, they bought a cow, which turned out to be a heifer (ingenue to you).

Never having had a calf, it couldn’t give milk. Carole learned the truth, and exchanged it for a cow. Then they bought everything that Goes into a first-class commercial dairy, so they would have fresh milk daily.